5 strategic ways to dump your Buea girlfriend

Having issues trying to dismiss your Buea girlfriend without necessarily hurting her so badly? Well, here are some few tips the guys may want to try. (Sorry ladies)

1. Act Poor

Buea girls want to live the life – the comfortable life – getting everything she desires from her man. So coming up with the poor-guy-act could probably send her away especially if everything was rosy before. Very few girls in Buea want to stick around with a guy who can’t afford to buy her anything just because he’s poor.

2. Act Drunk

As much as Buea girls love hanging around their men in bars, no girlfriend wants a guy who gets drunk more often than usual. So acting like alcohol and weed are your new best friends will definitely send her away so fast.

3. Get closer to her best friend

WARNING! This is when you don’t care about her and her best friend remaining friends. But as they say, extreme situations call for extreme measures. So, compliment her BFF in front of her on a regular. Call her BFF often to just check on her. Sometimes even fight for that BFF in public and tell your babe all about it. This would make her hate that girl but if she sees she can’t win, she go run.

4. Act Violent

This is the act of hate and hurt. No girl wants to stay in a relationship with an uncontrollable Hulk in it! Play your cards well and she’ll be off so fast your head will spin.

5. Act dumb in bed

I wonder what kind of relationship in Buea will survive if the boy is a weakling in bed? When you start losing game in bed [only with her] there’s a big problem in love paradise. Act like you have no idea what’s happening to you and keep giving flimsy excuses why you can’t last longer than a minute or you can’t get an erection even when she’s naked. But the day she finds out that another babe is getting all she’s not, that break up will come sooner than expected.