5 reasons to avoid sex in bed

There’s nothing more explosive than having sex in a bed… oops, not on your bed!

The idea of getting sexual satisfaction outside the norm – bed – is alone, exciting. You don’t believe me, check these amazing five points which could make you change your mind about getting laid on a mattress!

1. Beds are for those who need rest not to those who want to ‘work’ (if you get my drift). Allow your bed to accommodate your tired ass only and listen to your quite snores. But to enjoy sex, try some place new like the floor! Think of it as, you couldn’t make it to the bed and ended up on the rug by the bed. How gracious is that!? You may want to go on the next round .. still on that floor.
2. Beds are for lazy people. Are you a lazy sex partner? Please say no. Because the bed is considered, ‘comfortable and idle’, many people think its the best place to have sex. The answer is NO! Challenge yourselves, my friends. Put more effort into your sex lives and explore other venues. Yes, the bed is comfortable, so is your sex life. But who still wants comfortable sex? I want mind blowing sex especially on the kitchen table or any table for that matter. Try it and see!
3. Beds are boring! I am sorry but that’s the truth. Once in bed, sleep is on the mind. Yet you want to have a wild orgasm? I don’t think so.  Forget the bed and its sleepy attraction, go for the stairs, bathroom or the couch in the living room. Now, those are exciting places to get laid… and who said the girl has to be lying down? Think out of the box for once. Don’t try the same things your dad did. Bring youthfulness and energy into your sex life!
4. Beds have limited sex positions! Why do you think some guys drag their girls out of the bed and instead make them face that bed while they take her from behind? Oh, do you see the excitement in this picture i just painted? Make her want something more and not the normal bed sex positions.  There are so many positions to explore outside the bed. Ever tried the reverse cowgirl on a chair? Or pin her to the wall and take her from the back like Ghost did to Angela (for those who watch Power, damn it!) Make her scream as she feels your penetrations, even though your face is out of sight.
5. Last but not the least, girls try not to give your man a blow job, (outside the bed) while he leans on a wall in the parlor, the open fridge in the kitchen, the wall in the bathroom as water drips from the shower down to his body or as he tries to leave hi car in the garage (for those who own private garage) and then see how exciting it feels. Him lying down and you between his thighs is just too normal, for my liking. Don’t y’all agree?

Well, the bed is always going to remain the bed and if you want to remain there, feel free but if you want heart stopping orgasms please be my guest and forget the bed for a year!

Love you all,

Joan

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