The Best Sex I Ever Had (My True Story)

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A favorite fantasy of mine is the one where I meet a super sexy, well-built, handsome, tall white guy at a pool side bar in a hotel and then he suddenly finds me hot and wants me for the night. We have few drinks, a sweet brief conversation, flirt with one another before climbing on top of him and riding my night away.

If you’ve been watching too many romantic movies, you’ll know exactly what I’m talking about.

One weekend, I decided to go visit one of those beautiful hotels in Douala I’d heard foreigners patronize a lot… just to see if I could live this fantasy out in real life.

Trust me to dress to impress. I took a strategic sit by the pool side bar that Saturday evening, ready to watch my fantasy come true. A little black cut-out dress and bold red lips were all I needed to add to my signature sexy smile to complete my flirty, ready-to-have-sex look. Even the bar man couldn’t stop stirring and asking me every minute if I was doing ok. I appreciated his handsome dark face but he wasn’t my target.

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I sat there, watching all sorts of men, women and kids come for a swim at the pool as they got ready to live the weekend like the rich-looking selves they were. Mind you, there were too many handsomeness that evening…just too many. I even got confused.

As I sat there observing each and every guy who showed up shirtless by the pool, I didn’t even realize this one guy who kept saying “hello, do care if I refill your glass?” behind me. Handsome men in front of me had taken my vision and mind away.

I shook to his mild touch on my shoulder, turned around to check if I knew who the person was. O boy! He had the best white teeth I’d ever seen. His smile was mesmerizing and his eyes… Oh my God! He was white… ok, mixed but the whiteness was dominant.

“Hello,” was all I said back. “Hi, I was asking if you do mind me refilling your glass,” he said in a British accent. “Nope,” was all I heard myself say. He was perfect! No wedding ring, buffed up arms, perfect curly hair, young and neat, smells like that latest Burberry perfume I scented on that rich guy at the bank earlier in the day. Oh lord, he was the target… my target! Note that the bar man was no longer smiling with me. Who cares?

We kicked things off with the perfect conversation. We talked about so many things from night life in Douala to my juicy column “Joan on Sex”. He was quite impressed and had touched my face once (when he wanted to take off an insect) and my exposed thigh (when he gazed at me telling me he loved the way I speak).

“Why don’t you try some alcohol?” he asked 30 mins into our chat. “I really don’t like it,” I replied. “Have you tried Baileys?” he asked again. “Yeah… well, not really,” I said. “Maybe you should tonight… don’t worry, I will make sure you don’t get too drunk,” he jokingly said. Sorry, why am I believing this cutie again?

I took a glass… then another… and then another. I was not myself for sure but I was trying to keep it together. I still had my eyes on the prize. I knew where I was, who I was with, what was my goal. So, I was just a bit tipsy, not drunk!

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An hour, 10 minutes had gone by when he stood up and asked if I desired to take this meeting to his hotel room. I had barely answered yes or no when he grabbed me by the hand, led me through the crowded pool and straight to the path leading to the elevators.

Immediately the elevator closed with just the two of us in it, I turned to David, who held my hand so firmly and proudly like he just found the one, and grabbed him for a kiss. He’d been polite not to pounce on me immediately, but I could feel him heat up as I grabbed his hand and kissed him even more. I couldn’t stop. Wrapped around my fantasy man with the blessing of isolation… I was so turned on.

I wanted Dave so bad…so did he! We began taking off our clothes at the door way and I was revealed to his hidden tattoos on his amazingly toned body. I said I wanted him to fuck me like an obsessed groupie – so did he.

He practically ripped my dress off, pushed me on the couch (in his suit), pinned my hands down and pounded me, filling me with his big hard cock (protected in a condom), then turned me around, asked me to spread my legs so far apart as he knelt between my thighs and slid into my wet pussy. I heard him moan at the softness of my V. I grabbed his soft dark hair as he went deeper breathing like a horse into my ears.

I asked him to “chock me” which he gladly did. I was a freak and he liked it. I liked it too. He lifted me to his bed, pushed my head to the bed so my hips arched in the air and leaned over me, his hands held on to my shoulders as he went in and out so fast and so deep. I was moaning so loudly under his encouragement as he whispered in my ear all the things he wanted to do to me.

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He was a dominant and I was just his groupie, the very first one he found to fuck after a hectic week at work – or so my fantasy was going. His fingers rubbed my swollen wet pussy as he yanked my hair back. I came, crying out to him like he was my life giver. A few sucks of his huge hard cock later and he finished, just like me.

We both fell on the bed like tired grave diggers, breathing like we were about to die. Then later, began laughing at what just happened. He didn’t just ask me to leave… in fact he wanted me to stay all night long. But I really had to go. This was just a fantasy come true and I needed it to stay that way.

I took a quick shower, dressed up and kissed him goodnight. He held my hands and asked me one thing…

“Would I see you again?”




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  1. Peter

    October 8, 2017 at 4:41 pm

    Wow… I was so intrigued. So what was your answer girlie?

  2. Mandy

    October 8, 2017 at 4:41 pm

    What did you say Joan? Because I will definitely want this man to see me again

  3. Love

    October 8, 2017 at 4:42 pm


  4. Jean

    October 8, 2017 at 4:43 pm

    Joan you definitely rode on that D!
    I am so jealous

  5. Miranda

    October 8, 2017 at 4:43 pm

    Joan riding on that D like…

  6. Gloria

    October 8, 2017 at 4:44 pm

    Best sex story ever… Gosh what did you tell him?

  7. Pascal

    October 8, 2017 at 4:45 pm

    Why are you telling us this?
    It wasn’t me

  8. Julius

    October 8, 2017 at 4:45 pm

    Sorry of a call girl

  9. Babylicious

    October 8, 2017 at 4:46 pm

    Girl, i just love you …
    Women need to get themselves satisfied too.
    I will go get my fantasy come true some day too

  10. Maurice

    October 8, 2017 at 4:47 pm

    This girl is a pro…
    The pussy so good, my boy needed more.
    Joan, how do I meet you?
    I can take care of you… Please consider me

  11. Ndemba

    October 8, 2017 at 4:48 pm

    Perhaps this was just a fiction after all but well written. I was glued

  12. Augustine

    October 8, 2017 at 4:48 pm

    Lovely story
    I want to go back to him

  13. Don For Kwata

    October 8, 2017 at 4:49 pm

    Wow! Lovely work. Joan did you say yes? Please say yes

  14. Trouble Man

    October 8, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    This girl like fork. chai. See how she make the boy craze… abeg I am available ya

  15. Hilson

    October 8, 2017 at 4:51 pm

    Joan I am in love with you.. How do we meet?

  16. Larry

    October 8, 2017 at 4:52 pm

    Great write up. I will be checking this page from now on

  17. James

    October 8, 2017 at 4:55 pm

    Joan, when will you come fuck me too? You seem to know a lot about sex… I need you in my life. I am single. I have a job. I am rich. I can take you to Dubai. I can change your life or give you more. Please i just need a girl who can hold the bedroom. Please don’t say no to me. I am your life, your happiness, your joy, your sex toy

  18. Frida

    October 8, 2017 at 4:55 pm

    Wow, Joan where did you learn to write about sex this good?

  19. Christopher

    October 8, 2017 at 4:56 pm

    I am in love with Joan

  20. OG

    October 8, 2017 at 4:57 pm

    Joan you are a whore

  21. Grace

    October 8, 2017 at 5:15 pm


  22. Florence

    October 8, 2017 at 5:16 pm

    What did you say?

  23. Baby

    October 8, 2017 at 5:20 pm

    Joan finish this story

  24. Bitchbox

    October 8, 2017 at 5:21 pm

    Do yo thang gal!

  25. Bad Guy

    October 8, 2017 at 5:22 pm

    Come take my d**k away!
    I want what you gave him

  26. Dopeness

    October 8, 2017 at 5:23 pm

    Call Girl for sure! Lol

  27. Its Me

    October 8, 2017 at 5:24 pm

    I love this.. So what did you say to him Jay?

  28. Yo Gotti

    October 8, 2017 at 5:29 pm

    This girl loves a D.
    You made me read this whole thing without a blink

  29. Yo Gotti

    October 8, 2017 at 5:34 pm

    Girl do you thing for a D. Great story

  30. Mr. Cash

    October 8, 2017 at 5:34 pm

    Great sex story

  31. Oscar

    October 8, 2017 at 5:35 pm

    Best sex story in deed!

  32. dcoder

    October 8, 2017 at 5:35 pm

    How much did you make from that man girl?????

  33. Sally

    October 8, 2017 at 5:36 pm

    What a story? I was so into it like I was you Joan. Hahahaha

  34. Prudence

    October 8, 2017 at 5:37 pm


  35. Kendra

    October 8, 2017 at 5:37 pm

    I am waiting to read what happened next…
    Did you say yes?

  36. Bobby

    October 8, 2017 at 5:38 pm

    I am just here for dem comments… women and sex… ok

  37. Lava Baby

    October 8, 2017 at 5:39 pm

    David and Joan should so do this again… maybe travel to another town… i am so into their sex lives

  38. Flashy

    October 8, 2017 at 5:47 pm

    I cant believe this… Hope the lady said yes.. I mean she has to

  39. Coded Bitch

    October 8, 2017 at 5:50 pm

    Haven’t read a good story n a long while… thank you Joan. Maybe you should write a book on this…

  40. Amber

    October 8, 2017 at 5:51 pm

    This girl has to say yes for us to enjoy another episode f this fantasy . This was so good to read…

  41. Pablo

    October 8, 2017 at 5:51 pm

    Well done.. but did she say yes? Why not?

  42. Papa D

    October 8, 2017 at 5:58 pm

    I haven’t read anything this good in a long while. Really good. Now i am hooked

  43. Tom

    October 8, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    I love a girl like Joan. I am single.. Come meet me

  44. Loverboy

    October 8, 2017 at 6:00 pm

    Joan who is your boyfriend? If you are single, please reply me… I have a bigger one

  45. Play with Me

    October 8, 2017 at 6:01 pm

    REal G!
    I lovvvvvvvvvvveeeeee yooooouuuuuuu Joan

  46. Bad Boy

    October 8, 2017 at 6:03 pm

    How real is this story?

  47. Bladder

    October 8, 2017 at 6:04 pm

    I am inlove with this writer… Please who is Joan?

  48. d1

    March 16, 2018 at 6:40 pm

    Perfect fiction itrust u won’t share sexual experiences with us perfect way to start a blog dammy nigeria

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