10 Things Guys HATE During SEX… Especially Buea Boys

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Sex is supposed to be free and fun. But, I have come to realize that most of the guys I get to talk with complain about feeling miserable during sex – especially my guy friends in Buea. So I asked why?

Is it that their girls aren’t meeting up with their expectations in the bedroom or are these guys just using these complains as excuses to have multiple one night stands?

Well, I went digging and found out that there are a lot of things guys really detest during sex. If these things are sorted out in time, our guys would probably have a longer and better sex life with us [girls].

Here are some of the things they told me guys hate during sex.

1. Stiff Girls:

My boy friend revealed to me that girls who are not flexible in bed are a big turn off. “They just lie down there and expect you to do all the work. Some don’t even know what to do or how to ask for what they really want. These type of girls really piss me off,” said my friend.

“Most ladies these days are very lazy in bed and some of these ladies will tell a guy who is taking too long to cum, that they are getting tired. Some will even begin asking us some silly questions like, ‘Baby are you cuming?’ Which to me is stupid and annoying,” another friend confessed.

2. Fake Moans and Orgasms:

These group of women are certified town criers… just being loud for nothing. One of my friends explained to me that, “Pretentious vocals during sex like “’Yes Yes,’ ‘Baby harder,’ ‘F**k me harder,’ or ‘Put ya d**k in me,’ sometimes just turn me off. I know she’s just faking it…Can’t these girls just stay quiet? Must all my neighbors know about my sex life or how fast or slow I go?

“The worst part is when some girls think we are fools who can’t recognize orgasm when we see one. It gets really funny. Who are you fooling? If you can’t continue, why don’t you say it? Why fake an orgasm? Total turn off. I won’t have sex with you again except when I’m drunk,” another said.

3. Blow jobs in the middle of sex:

“How will a girl ask me to go down on her after my d**k has penetrated her p***y? Is she high?” One friend asked me. “I can’t do that! It’s a turn off for me and to most guys I know. At that point, she’s been ignorant and honestly senseless. Some girls just want to act like it’s a porn film… Don’t expect me to give you a blow job after my dick has gone into your pussy and my sperm or semen is around that area!”

4. Bringing up past arguments during sex

I mean, who does that!? I understand some girls think bringing up unresolved issues during sex will help solve the problem once and for all but my guys are saying, DON’T bring it up at all! “If we’ve talked about something, It’s not normal to bring it up again during sex. I really don’t understand it. Is she trying to talk or have sex? Is it even relevant at that point? Why does she want to bore me and then,  equally wanting me to satisfy her? It’s impossible.” Says a guy.

5. Balls Squeezers

“I really hate girls who squeeze our d**ks like it’s a balloon, all in the name of jerking you off. Sister, it’s painful, very painful. We want to have pleasure not unbearable pain from your hands. Women need to stop trying to prove to us they can do things when clearly they have no idea about what they are doing. It’s frustrating during sex,” one of my sources told me.

6. Picking phone calls during sex

This act pisses me off at dinner so I can imagine what the guys will feel about a girl picking up calls during sex. “Girls picking phone calls in the middle of sex is a complete turn off for every man. That shit is irritating!” said a guy. “What is so important in that phone than the d**k I’m offering to you at that particular time? This means you are not enjoying it at all. So why should I continue?” says the guy.

7. Dirty and Smelly girls

OMG! 99.9% of the guys I spoke with did mention this point – women and bad hygiene. Women, please make yourselves clean enough for him to lick you like a mango seed. Smell good, wear clean undies, take a shower before and after sex, brush your teeth, wear clean clothes and appear neat. “Man di move dross so place di change like sey na bush meat market,” one guy explained. “Before sex, some girls don’t pity us at all. Bathe, no! Even clean that part up, no! Yet they want you to give them blow jobs. You di craze na craze?”

8. Over clingy one night stands

Some girls misunderstand what a one night stand is compared to a real relationship. If you are matured enough, you will know that you DON’T tell a guy, “I love you” or “I’m falling in love with you” on a one night stand. For God’s sake, its just about sex, not a relationship… at least not yet! “This shit gets me so pissed,” a guy told me. “Immediately she says such, my dick just falls flat,” he added.

9. Girls with no ass trying to ride a dick

To be honest, I didn’t get this point until one of my guys told me, “Girls with no ass will always want to ride on you like pros. But they have no idea that their bony ass hitting your groins only inflicts more pain than pleasure. It’s not funny,” says my friend.

 

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31 Comments

  1. Emma

    May 18, 2018 at 3:13 pm

    Girls who don’t know how to give a blow job…she will just be bitting your dick up and down inflicting more pain to your already hard dick. Girls please some of your should take blow job classes so as to avoid using teeth.

    • Frida

      May 27, 2018 at 6:20 pm

      Hahahahahha, Papa no vex. Shit happens

    • Grace

      May 27, 2018 at 6:21 pm

      Hahahahahha, Papa no vex. Shit happens everywhere

  2. James

    May 27, 2018 at 5:56 pm

    Spot on!

  3. William

    May 27, 2018 at 5:58 pm

    Girls really need to learn to be clean and smell good if they want to have the best f us. period

    • Loverboy

      May 27, 2018 at 6:22 pm

      Some girls smell to the point where yu get drunk and pass out.

  4. Papa D

    May 27, 2018 at 5:59 pm

    Even if I am drunk, a smelling pussy will clear my eyes. Some geh dem really stink

  5. EK

    May 27, 2018 at 6:00 pm

    Answering phone calls during sex is just rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuudddddddddddddddeeeeeeeeee!

  6. Gilbert

    May 27, 2018 at 6:03 pm

    This last point is killing me…. some slim girls can fuck oh

  7. Trouble Man

    May 27, 2018 at 6:04 pm

    Joan on sex. Please u de like say u know the tin eh. How we go do? I want make we follow abeg. You are too much.

    • James

      May 27, 2018 at 6:24 pm

      Leave my wife alone!

  8. Ayomide

    May 27, 2018 at 6:06 pm

    Hhahahahahahhahahaha ballz squeezers? Boys have suffered

  9. Bitchbox

    May 27, 2018 at 6:08 pm

    Blow jobs during sex is way cool oh. Na which boys them no like am? So guys want us to give them BJs during sex but cant suck us up after their own dicks have gone in? Thats shameful and unfair

    • Gilbert

      May 27, 2018 at 6:22 pm

      Na who too this? Wusai u commot? Konye?

  10. Jake

    May 27, 2018 at 6:08 pm

    This article just made my entire week!

  11. Vivian

    May 27, 2018 at 6:10 pm

    Boys do get upset when we squeeze their balls? Are they not the ones who ask us to do it? They even ask us to suck it, leak it too. Why are they getting upset. Mumu boys them de for here

  12. Coded Bitch

    May 27, 2018 at 6:14 pm

    Inshort eh, di boy them di play na play for here. You guys dont like this, dont like that. How much can you pay for just one round of proper fuck? Wuna don fuck before? Sex is nasty. The nastier the better. Ask those who know to teach you.

  13. Frida

    May 27, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    Joan on Sex is high!

  14. Sally

    May 27, 2018 at 6:17 pm

    When will you write the 10 things girls hate during sex because if you ask me…… we hate guys who think they can go deeper than expected. Even when we hit them to stop going in, they dont even hear or stop. to them they think they are giving us pleasure not knowing they are inflicting pains in our stomachs. Let e end here

  15. Palava Man

    May 27, 2018 at 6:17 pm

    Where is the 10th ??????????????????????????????????????????

  16. Tom

    May 27, 2018 at 6:18 pm

    Ballz squeezers… are evil

  17. Prudence

    May 27, 2018 at 6:19 pm

    Not every one is flexible. By the way, if you want us to be a certain way n bed, teach us . Didnt you guys watch 50 shades of grey?

  18. Don For Kwata

    May 27, 2018 at 6:25 pm

    Whoever will marry this writer will be a happy man. This girl can write sex oh

  19. Ebangha

    May 27, 2018 at 6:27 pm

    Some guys cant do anything bed. Forget all these facts they are giving here oh. Some boys are just so slow and irritating. They will come fast and make the highest noise. Now they are here talking rubbish

  20. Mbamba

    May 27, 2018 at 6:28 pm

    Sorry, is this Joan a Bayangi girl? Because you bad!

  21. Bad Boy

    May 27, 2018 at 6:29 pm

    Some girls will want to strangle you to death just because they saw a word called choking during sex. I hate inexperienced girls massa. Dem di bore man

  22. Florence

    May 27, 2018 at 6:30 pm

    Boys who complain about sex a lot are the weak lazy ones.

  23. Pierre

    May 27, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Comments here are cracking me up. Jeez!

  24. Larry

    May 27, 2018 at 6:32 pm

    All points here make sense. Stiff girls are just stupid in bed.

  25. EK

    May 27, 2018 at 6:33 pm

    Who is this Joan? Hahahahahahaha

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