Is it that their girls aren’t meeting up with their expectations in the bedroom or are these guys just using these complains as excuses to have multiple one night stands?
Well, I went digging and found out that there are a lot of things guys really detest during sex. If these things are sorted out in time, our guys would probably have a longer and better sex life with us [girls].
Here are some of the things they told me guys hate during sex.
My boy friend revealed to me that girls who are not flexible in bed are a big turn off. “They just lie down there and expect you to do all the work. Some don’t even know what to do or how to ask for what they really want. These type of girls really piss me off,” said my friend.
“Most ladies these days are very lazy in bed and some of these ladies will tell a guy who is taking too long to cum, that they are getting tired. Some will even begin asking us some silly questions like, ‘Baby are you cuming?’ Which to me is stupid and annoying,” another friend confessed.
These group of women are certified town criers… just being loud for nothing. One of my friends explained to me that, “Pretentious vocals during sex like “’Yes Yes,’ ‘Baby harder,’ ‘F**k me harder,’ or ‘Put ya d**k in me,’ sometimes just turn me off. I know she’s just faking it…Can’t these girls just stay quiet? Must all my neighbors know about my sex life or how fast or slow I go?”
“The worst part is when some girls think we are fools who can’t recognize orgasm when we see one. It gets really funny. Who are you fooling? If you can’t continue, why don’t you say it? Why fake an orgasm? Total turn off. I won’t have sex with you again except when I’m drunk,” another said.
“How will a girl ask me to go down on her after my d**k has penetrated her p***y? Is she high?” One friend asked me. “I can’t do that! It’s a turn off for me and to most guys I know. At that point, she’s been ignorant and honestly senseless. Some girls just want to act like it’s a porn film… Don’t expect me to give you a blow job after my dick has gone into your pussy and my sperm or semen is around that area!”
I mean, who does that!? I understand some girls think bringing up unresolved issues during sex will help solve the problem once and for all but my guys are saying, DON’T bring it up at all! “If we’ve talked about something, It’s not normal to bring it up again during sex. I really don’t understand it. Is she trying to talk or have sex? Is it even relevant at that point? Why does she want to bore me and then, equally wanting me to satisfy her? It’s impossible.” Says a guy.
“I really hate girls who squeeze our d**ks like it’s a balloon, all in the name of jerking you off. Sister, it’s painful, very painful. We want to have pleasure not unbearable pain from your hands. Women need to stop trying to prove to us they can do things when clearly they have no idea about what they are doing. It’s frustrating during sex,” one of my sources told me.
This act pisses me off at dinner so I can imagine what the guys will feel about a girl picking up calls during sex. “Girls picking phone calls in the middle of sex is a complete turn off for every man. That shit is irritating!” said a guy. “What is so important in that phone than the d**k I’m offering to you at that particular time? This means you are not enjoying it at all. So why should I continue?” says the guy.
OMG! 99.9% of the guys I spoke with did mention this point – women and bad hygiene. Women, please make yourselves clean enough for him to lick you like a mango seed. Smell good, wear clean undies, take a shower before and after sex, brush your teeth, wear clean clothes and appear neat. “Man di move dross so place di change like sey na bush meat market,” one guy explained. “Before sex, some girls don’t pity us at all. Bathe, no! Even clean that part up, no! Yet they want you to give them blow jobs. You di craze na craze?”
Some girls misunderstand what a one night stand is compared to a real relationship. If you are matured enough, you will know that you DON’T tell a guy, “I love you” or “I’m falling in love with you” on a one night stand. For God’s sake, its just about sex, not a relationship… at least not yet! “This shit gets me so pissed,” a guy told me. “Immediately she says such, my dick just falls flat,” he added.
To be honest, I didn’t get this point until one of my guys told me, “Girls with no ass will always want to ride on you like pros. But they have no idea that their bony ass hitting your groins only inflicts more pain than pleasure. It’s not funny,” says my friend.
What’s the 10th????